Big one small one

Category: Game Parlor

Post 1 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2012 17:06:21

When I was in high school, if some guy drove onto the parking lot with a huge car, showing off its hugeness, we would say "big car, small penis."
So that's the game: putt something here that you know someone has that they brag about excessively and add small penis to the end.
It's gotta be something you've seen people not just buy and be happy with, but have to show it off as the biggest baddest best in town over and over.
Here's a couple examples:
big computer, small penis.
24-inch speakers, small penis.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2012 19:57:31

latest iPhone, small penis.

Post 3 by Master Alex Matthew SARcastic (Account disabled) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 6:22:06

Winning a prize on Radio, Small Penis.

Post 4 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 10:14:15

getting a promotion, small penis.

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 10:35:59

big talker, small penis.

Post 6 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 11:30:37

big-screen TV, small penis

Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 11:40:16

big eater, small penis.

Post 8 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 12:06:23

Wow these are awesome!

big dog with monster jaws, small penis

Post 9 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 12:13:52

Big camper, small penis.

Post 10 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 12:22:49

big satellite dish, small penis

Post 11 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 13:30:24

big funds in a bank account, small penis.

Post 12 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 13:53:40

Big stash of Zone points, small penis

Post 13 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 18-Oct-2012 15:11:38

big ego, small penis.

Post 14 by Master Alex Matthew SARcastic (Account disabled) on Friday, 19-Oct-2012 1:43:04

2 Story house, Small Penis.

Post 15 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 19-Oct-2012 6:29:04

Big yaht, little dick I mean small penis.

Post 16 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 19-Oct-2012 9:42:32

taking things for more than what they are, small penis.

Post 17 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 19-Oct-2012 13:45:23

Big movie, teeny weeny shribbled little short dick.

Post 18 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 19-Oct-2012 15:07:04

big tits, small penis.

Post 19 by Master Alex Matthew SARcastic (Account disabled) on Saturday, 20-Oct-2012 2:00:23

Expensive Clothes, Small Penis.

Post 20 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 20-Oct-2012 8:30:55

having high expectations, big penis.

Post 21 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 20-Oct-2012 12:56:15

I thought it was small penis? Or maybe you're saying the penis is big for having high expectations lol.
Big fancy executive office, 1 inch penis.

Post 22 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 20-Oct-2012 13:48:06

sorry; I meant small penis in my last post.
tooting one's own horn, small penis.

Post 23 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Saturday, 20-Oct-2012 17:31:16

Acting like a big, tough guy, small penis.

Post 24 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 20-Oct-2012 18:28:13

thinking looks are everything, small penis.

Post 25 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 3:26:31

Big scholarship, small penis.

Post 26 by Master Alex Matthew SARcastic (Account disabled) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 3:54:22

Celebraty Marriages, Small Penis.

Post 27 by Master Alex Matthew SARcastic (Account disabled) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 3:55:12

Question, Why do we have to put "Small Penis?"

Post 28 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 9:51:49

that's the game; duh.
dumb questions, small penis.

Post 29 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 11:01:10

Big motorcycle, small penis.

Post 30 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 11:39:07

exaggerating things in attempt to make a good story, small penis.

Post 31 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 15:06:14

Fast car, small penis.

Post 32 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 15:52:02

Big stereo system, small penis.

Post 33 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 17:04:07

constant complaining, small penis.

Post 34 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 02-Dec-2012 12:09:25

big boobs, small penis.

Post 35 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 02-Dec-2012 12:33:16

big highschool sports star back in the day, small penis.

Post 36 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 02-Dec-2012 16:59:29

big talker, small penis.

Post 37 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Sunday, 02-Dec-2012 19:54:52

Fast motorcycle, small penis.

Post 38 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 02-Dec-2012 21:14:03

a tattoo of a significant other's name, small penis.

Post 39 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 03-Dec-2012 0:58:59

What a board topic. Lmao!
Big muscle bound jock on steroids, small penis.

Post 40 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 03-Dec-2012 9:01:18

person always being late to functions, small penis.

Post 41 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2012 20:06:35

Big balls, small penis?

Post 42 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2012 3:47:57

very amusing answers
lates coolest tech gaggets, small penis

Post 43 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2012 10:51:31

cheater, big penis.

Post 44 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2012 10:51:56

gah. sorry.
frequent cheater, small penis.

Post 45 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2012 13:42:25

Big sweet talking flirt, small penis.

Post 46 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2012 14:51:20

someone who wears accessive jewelry, small penis.

Post 47 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2012 14:59:58

Big bitch, small penis.

Post 48 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2012 16:02:28

big drama starter, small penis.

Post 49 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2012 20:18:30

Big playah, small penis.

Post 50 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2012 20:06:33

Big nerd, small penis.

Post 51 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2012 21:32:34

big muscles, small penis.

Post 52 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Friday, 07-Dec-2012 17:42:55

Latest and greatest gadgets, small penis.

Post 53 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 07-Dec-2012 19:02:03

constant checker of the time, small penis.

Post 54 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 09-Dec-2012 17:36:56

Big gangstah, small penis.

Post 55 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 09-Dec-2012 20:23:17

smooth talker, small penis.

Post 56 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 10-Dec-2012 0:27:09

Big shit talker, small penis.

Post 57 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 10-Dec-2012 18:16:00

big idiot, small penis.

Post 58 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2012 1:45:10

Big ass kisser, small penis.

Post 59 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2012 21:03:35

big time keeper, small penis.

Post 60 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2012 1:12:29

Big sweetheart, small penis.

Post 61 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2012 13:26:38

big traveler, small penis.

Post 62 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2012 20:39:25

Hey now, I travel quite a bit. Lol.
Big blogger, small penis.

Post 63 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 14-Dec-2012 18:43:25

big Android fan, small penis.

Post 64 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 03-Jan-2013 18:17:38

Lol about the traveling: used to do a lot of that myself. Then again, it's probably more like the ones who have to tell you everrywhere they went.

Big name dropper, small penis.

Post 65 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 03-Jan-2013 22:52:48

big piano, small penis.

Post 66 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 04-Jan-2013 16:20:27

Big wallet, small penis

Post 67 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 10-Jan-2013 14:37:04

big liar, small penis.

Post 68 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 10-Jan-2013 15:40:55

Big pussy, small penis.

Post 69 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 11-Jan-2013 12:39:32

big hypochondriac, small penis.